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ETFs Are Tots Coming, ETFs Are Not Coming, ETFs Are ETFing and 20 Crypto Jokes

  Source: AdobeStock / Monkey Business This is your weekly digest of top crypto news from Cryptonews.com, followed by a collection of 20 hand-picked crypto jokes. __________ This week in crypto: unsurprisingly, ETF discussions. While Tuttle Capital Management filed for six new Bitcoin ETFs with the US SEC, two of the issuers released details on…
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ETF Countdowns, Screaming Buys, Happy New Years and 20 Crypto Jokes

Source: AdobeStock / Wayhome Studio This is your weekly digest of top crypto news from Cryptonews.com, followed by a collection of 20 hand-picked crypto jokes. __________ This week in crypto: the Bitcoin ETF countdown has begun, representatives from at least seven companies seeking to launch ETFs met with the US SEC officials, Market Haven said…
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In the First Q of ‘24, the US SEC Sent to Me an ETF with Bee-Tee-Cee and 20 Crypto Jokes

Source: AdobeStock / Sergey Chayko This is your weekly digest of top crypto news from Cryptonews.com, followed by a collection of 20 hand-picked crypto jokes. __________ This week in crypto: crypto! Bitcoin’s market cap increased by a peak of 172% in 2023, BTC struggled a bit for direction, and stablecoin dominance hit the lowest since…
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Eliminating Fees, Killing Features, Reducing Payouts and 20 Crypto Jokes

This is your weekly digest of top crypto news from Cryptonews.com, followed by a collection of 20 hand-picked crypto jokes. __________ This week in crypto: we looked into bitcoin price predictions as BTC surpassed $42,000 amidst dovish Fed signals, as well as ethereum price predictions as JPMorgan said ETH would outperform BTC in 2024, while…
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Michael Saylor’s 2BNs, Adam Back’s 700Ks, Jamie Dimon’s No-to-BTCs and 20 Crypto Jokes

Source: coin.bureau / Instagram This is your weekly digest of top crypto news from Cryptonews.com, followed by a collection of 20 hand-picked crypto jokes. __________ This crypto week in the crypto world: the super-majority of bitcoin holders were back in profit, a Glassnode analyst expected the BTC pump to “correct” after the rally to $44,000,…
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Vitalik Buterin’s Plans, Changpeng Zhao’s Hooks, Michael Saylor’s Shoppings and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto: Vitalik Buterin said he plans to redesign Ethereum staking and praised the UTXO payment model, MicroStrategy CEO Michael Saylor bought an additional $593 million worth of BTC,  Reddit renounced Moons’ contract completing the decentralization of the token, and Bitfinex’s tokenized bond raised only $1.5 million of its initial target of $10…
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Unverified ETF, Legaled FTX, Blamed SEC and 20 Crypto Jokes

This week in crypto: bitcoin pumped from under $28,000 to $30,000 on Monday as unverified rumors that the US SEC had approved BlackRock’s iShares spot Bitcoin ETF application hit social media, Sui faced turbulent times as its price hit all-time lows, and Depository Trust & Clearing Corporation acquired blockchain startup Securrency Inc. in a deal…
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Court and Courtrooms, Law and Lawsuits and 20 Crypto Jokes

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Bitcoin Schools, Paxos Oopsies, US Lawsuits and 20 Crypto Jokes

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Predicting Bull Runs, Filing for ETFs, Collecting Txn Info and 20 Crypto Jokes

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